9 reasons millennial women should date Gen Z men

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Readers, you suffered through enough sticks (politics) lately, so here are some carrots (SEX).

I have previously written about younger women and older men here, specifically in the cesspit of Westminster, and about older women and younger men here, specifically in the Cycladic Garden of Eden I visit every year.

Here are my ten arguments for millennial women revising their inner female prudishness about dating younger men.

1. Stamina. I could finish the list here. Just listen to Aunt Stella. No, I don’t care if your Gen X boyfriend fasts and goes to Barry’s. You have forgotten what it’s like.

2. Millennial men will now want to date Gen Z women. And who am I to stop them? You do you, Kings. I just want everybody to be happy. If luscious 20-something-year-old girls are willing to date depressed, balding, 30+ year old men, who am I to disrupt their journey of self-discovery? Been there, done that, make space for the next generation, etc. And if someone has to keep the gals’ male contemporaries busy lest they get radicalised by sinister forces, well, I have always wanted to live a life of service, so this is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

3. Don’t date people you want to become. Until a couple of years ago, I would often date those I wanted to be like. I wanted them, but more than that, I wanted to be them. I started realising that if I continued this way, I would get married to someone I admired and live my whole life in their shadow, breeding resentment for my unfulfilled potential. I was alarmed enough by this that I went on a long dating hiatus and began writing this Substack. I realised that doing something for yourself feels a million times better than dating a man who does it. If you want to do something, then just do it. Don’t do the man who does the thing in the hope that his doing-the-thing magic will rub off on you. This sounds basic but young women marinading in low-agency narratives need to hear it: fuck men because you fancy them, not because you’d fancy being them. Sex is not a shortcut to self-actualisation, and you don’t need to wait till you are popping Xanax in your 40s/50s to find this out.

4. They are more likely to look up to you. And less likely to feel competitive if you are in the same field. Christ, there is no dumping down that can save you from dating men older than you who feel intimidated by you smashing your career. If someone is younger, they logically understand you are further off in your career, so they can be happy for you without feeling the need to compare themselves.

5. It is VERY FUNNY. The jokes you can make about being a MILF are endless. Thank him for helping an old lady cross the road every time he grabs your arm. Ask him if he’s finished his homework. Order him a babyccino at Starbucks. If he is looking at your tits ask him if he is hungry.¹

6. If you are going to have an age gap, a slightly younger man/older woman combo is proven to work best. Women who are 7–10 years older than their male partners score significantly higher on sexual satisfaction, arousal and orgasm frequency than younger women dating older men. Women with much younger partners were “the most satisfied and committed” of all female age-gap groups. Wives are happiest when married to younger husbands, while wives with older husbands report lower satisfaction.

7. Gen Z are effortlessly woke compared to millennials. Millennial men are bitter that cancel culture took politically incorrect jokes away from them just as they were finding their stride. Gen Z was never allowed to rely on them for banter because they marinated in social justice culture from a young age. Despite the stats showing younger men being more right-wing and anti-feminist, my experience is that they are more likely to be sensitive sweeties compared to millennial boys fogeys.

8. They are less emotionally constipated than millennials. Their moms send them to therapy. Their teachers were trauma-informed. This is a generation *congratulated* for coming out as gay/trans/bi/nonbinary, and frankly, that is fantastic. A man who cries is low-key hot, don’t let the manosphere and the progress-revisionists tell you otherwise.

9. Having said that, if you do make a politically incorrect joke in front of them, they will probably think you are so cool and nonchalant compared to their censorious Zoomer galfriends, despite them never embarrassing you at your work drinks by doing the same. There is no losing with these guys; it’s all gains for you, Queen.

You are all welcome,

G’night!

S x

happy hunting

1. Please don’t ever do that.